Why does a camel spit?
You see, a camel is not spitting because it is angry
It spits because it is intimidated
scared
It is not a weapon to wield
To appear bigger
bolder
A camel spits as a defence mechanism
to shoo away foes, not draw ire
the reason
you spit
is because you're full of shit

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Sarapin, in the year 947 AF.