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Poetry News Post #5951

My newly gained frenemies

Written by: Kastanie Schmalfuss
Date: Sunday, April 9th, 2023
Addressed to: Everyone


Haha...muahahah...haha...*cough

To my newly gained frenemies (the most happiest day in my entire jester-hood tomfoolery time):

Aha, aha  I see! Teaming up against a little Jester, prolly even only half your size!
We shall see, what comes from a team of frenemies, to arise!

And already stated to someone else  no I will not shut the foozle up...puke and bicker..I will silently snicker...

Dun wanna read my poems? Too much info, you cannot cope with?
Remember the possibility to "snubb"...but then again? You, the all, cannot read anymore what that little frenemy of yours is up-to, *sniff...

So take my words, and put them into your own wording.
Letting me tell the truth: didn't Lord Sarapis state  at some point this realm will need some more warming.

Perhaps be a bit more like Narl. Despite his clearly initial suspicious nature he warms up to us adventures and this he does also very quick.

My frenemies read two times sumfin about a missing shoe...how often was it written? Two times? Perhaps check  or not...Do you now feel sick?

Sometimes Narl even confiding to them his affection for instance for his neighbor, Eny. Like other members of his race, Narl sport a rat-like face, red eyes, narrow whiskers, and pink hands.
Do you, my frenemies, envy me for my whit, or my plans?

Let's not talk about sex: let's talk about Kaama'lier, also known as the "Sword of Hate". As we all know: He is a warrior who participated in the first tsol'teth crusade against the overland at approx. the end of the 8th century, was it so?

Shall you, my frenemies, rant and participate in my poetry-slam, thank's for the teaming-up and your therefore such great bestow! (man must I be a threat, do you honestly think I regret?)

Though Kaama'lier is of the "Main Line Five", reckoned as an "impartial judge" (<--aha, aha), and considered by the Tsol'teth to be a breakthrough for the line of Gattan'lier, his ancesto. However, such a shame, little else is known of him.

Yes, I will and clearly can, read YOUR words and start to swim...(The Ioje Compound as we all know: is a rajamalan slave camp. With massive high walls and razor-sharp fences, which surround the compound. Situated beneath the blistering "SUN" of rysta, on an arid, dusty world. Rajamala slavers call the complex home, plying their "foul" trade under direction of the procurer. BUT more important: A favoured animal of Lord Sarapis, "THE" LOGOS, the Snowy Owl (and my frenemies have no clue, talk about me in Lord Twilight's bowl..good LORDS..Yes. please! Raise your swords!!). Sometimes it can be spotted in the peaceful Saoghal Valley, where HE has HIS sole temple, decided to erect.).

And as the ALL of we know: Morindars is known for its ave hunter bats while a colony of ruit bats s native to ew Hope.
I will turn back to the part with all the soap...perhaps also dope..(<-- Neva!!! I HAVE promised THIS to THE LOGOS!).

And we also all know about Hildabroom, the wicked witch (good lords, this is making me twitch, wasn't there also a poem of mine, containing this? I cannot remember...however:). She was was once a renowned candy-maker of opalopia, boiling up sweet concoctions in the castle candy factory.

You will not make me shiver, me the one always nekked, cause of my tattoos, even without a quiver (Hmm, come to think: didn't we read this before?)...
to think I have no sanctuary...

Luckily to the ALL of YOU, I just had some spare time.
To furthermore glow and shine!

Stay safe. Have fun. Keep yer great teaming up against (specially the smaller) others...
Nuffin, that bothers...

With all my love, and clearly NO respect towards a team-up against ones, who are clearly not YOUR size (oups...had that conversation a few ago, with someone just exactly doing that).

Once more: stay safe, have fun, write yer so called "dis" against me....(I will pull the "all of our knowledge", to some other time, out of my hat).

As said, as of next month dun have the time now for threats and this and that...(will read you "raping" (uuh, didn't we read that before, too?) of my poems then some other time..)

and I sadly must leave my teaming-up frenemies for some time now with my best Jester-bow (and knowledge WE all have, again: nuffin new to read for the all of YOU (and yes, please kind of have "as an hang-up" my missing shoe): you wanna know? Also the truth is: the ye of Discord s a relic which was crafted by roteus n ancient times. The look of it? You know it all, dun know why I explain: veins of dark emerald mottle the gemstone, oh and not to forget! And also pale lime.)

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Scarlatan, in the year 914 AF.


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Poetry News Post #5951

My newly gained frenemies

Written by: Kastanie Schmalfuss
Date: Sunday, April 9th, 2023
Addressed to: Everyone


Haha...muahahah...haha...*cough

To my newly gained frenemies (the most happiest day in my entire jester-hood tomfoolery time):

Aha, aha  I see! Teaming up against a little Jester, prolly even only half your size!
We shall see, what comes from a team of frenemies, to arise!

And already stated to someone else  no I will not shut the foozle up...puke and bicker..I will silently snicker...

Dun wanna read my poems? Too much info, you cannot cope with?
Remember the possibility to "snubb"...but then again? You, the all, cannot read anymore what that little frenemy of yours is up-to, *sniff...

So take my words, and put them into your own wording.
Letting me tell the truth: didn't Lord Sarapis state  at some point this realm will need some more warming.

Perhaps be a bit more like Narl. Despite his clearly initial suspicious nature he warms up to us adventures and this he does also very quick.

My frenemies read two times sumfin about a missing shoe...how often was it written? Two times? Perhaps check  or not...Do you now feel sick?

Sometimes Narl even confiding to them his affection for instance for his neighbor, Eny. Like other members of his race, Narl sport a rat-like face, red eyes, narrow whiskers, and pink hands.
Do you, my frenemies, envy me for my whit, or my plans?

Let's not talk about sex: let's talk about Kaama'lier, also known as the "Sword of Hate". As we all know: He is a warrior who participated in the first tsol'teth crusade against the overland at approx. the end of the 8th century, was it so?

Shall you, my frenemies, rant and participate in my poetry-slam, thank's for the teaming-up and your therefore such great bestow! (man must I be a threat, do you honestly think I regret?)

Though Kaama'lier is of the "Main Line Five", reckoned as an "impartial judge" (<--aha, aha), and considered by the Tsol'teth to be a breakthrough for the line of Gattan'lier, his ancesto. However, such a shame, little else is known of him.

Yes, I will and clearly can, read YOUR words and start to swim...(The Ioje Compound as we all know: is a rajamalan slave camp. With massive high walls and razor-sharp fences, which surround the compound. Situated beneath the blistering "SUN" of rysta, on an arid, dusty world. Rajamala slavers call the complex home, plying their "foul" trade under direction of the procurer. BUT more important: A favoured animal of Lord Sarapis, "THE" LOGOS, the Snowy Owl (and my frenemies have no clue, talk about me in Lord Twilight's bowl..good LORDS..Yes. please! Raise your swords!!). Sometimes it can be spotted in the peaceful Saoghal Valley, where HE has HIS sole temple, decided to erect.).

And as the ALL of we know: Morindars is known for its ave hunter bats while a colony of ruit bats s native to ew Hope.
I will turn back to the part with all the soap...perhaps also dope..(<-- Neva!!! I HAVE promised THIS to THE LOGOS!).

And we also all know about Hildabroom, the wicked witch (good lords, this is making me twitch, wasn't there also a poem of mine, containing this? I cannot remember...however:). She was was once a renowned candy-maker of opalopia, boiling up sweet concoctions in the castle candy factory.

You will not make me shiver, me the one always nekked, cause of my tattoos, even without a quiver (Hmm, come to think: didn't we read this before?)...
to think I have no sanctuary...

Luckily to the ALL of YOU, I just had some spare time.
To furthermore glow and shine!

Stay safe. Have fun. Keep yer great teaming up against (specially the smaller) others...
Nuffin, that bothers...

With all my love, and clearly NO respect towards a team-up against ones, who are clearly not YOUR size (oups...had that conversation a few ago, with someone just exactly doing that).

Once more: stay safe, have fun, write yer so called "dis" against me....(I will pull the "all of our knowledge", to some other time, out of my hat).

As said, as of next month dun have the time now for threats and this and that...(will read you "raping" (uuh, didn't we read that before, too?) of my poems then some other time..)

and I sadly must leave my teaming-up frenemies for some time now with my best Jester-bow (and knowledge WE all have, again: nuffin new to read for the all of YOU (and yes, please kind of have "as an hang-up" my missing shoe): you wanna know? Also the truth is: the ye of Discord s a relic which was crafted by roteus n ancient times. The look of it? You know it all, dun know why I explain: veins of dark emerald mottle the gemstone, oh and not to forget! And also pale lime.)

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Scarlatan, in the year 914 AF.


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