You took some words like 'clue' and 'shoe'
dropped some names, and insults too.

But no one wants to read your drivel
and your "frenemies" aren't going to sniffle.

If you need gold for a journal, we can make an accord -
but please keep your ramblings off of this board.

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Scarlatan, in the year 914 AF.