I.
In a field by the Pantheon tower
The gravedigger, dirty and dour
Dusts off his rags
Complains of the scrags
His expression a permanent glower

II.
The bar in the Garden of Arts
A good place to warm up your parts
Sam serves up drinks
With a nod and a wink
Before the next concert starts

III.
Sir Lance is a Satyr bartender
An archetype of the male gender
He'll flirt with your date
As he clears your plate
And sends you off on a bender

IV.
If you ask the attendant to spin
The wheel in the Dancing Boar Inn
Tatalia will smile
With radiant guile
Extorting more gold for your sins

V.
Fantine is a pretty young girl
Who can act like a bit of a churl
If you don't fix her dolly
(Whose first name is Molly)
Her tantrums will make your head whirl

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Mayan, in the year 859 AF.