The Lag

The Lag! The Lag!
Run for your life!
Its got my dog,
Its eating my wife!

Stop it! Stop it!
Oh what to do!
Its after me!
Its got my shoe!

Moving slowly,
I am caught
Keep a normal conversation,
I can not
I can not run
For I can't walk
Don't ask me questions
I can't talk

So I'll just wait,
Till the lag is done
Eating my shoe,
Along with everyone

Are you done yet lag?
Are you satisfied?
With my shoe, my dog,
And my wife inside?
I suspose your now
Gaining weight
For my whole family,
You did ate

Full at last
At the end of the day
With one less shoe
I run away

The End

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Lupar, in the year 271 AF.