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Why?
Written by: Phrenologist Jonesey Sar'vet-Corder, Advice Columnist
Date: Friday, November 22nd, 2019
Addressed to: Everyone
Why are you still alive?
You probably should just die.
There is no one who loves you,
those feelings are a lie.
Why? Why are you still here?
No one likes you, I'm being sincere.
Just go away already, im doing you a favor
Before you get destroyed, probably by a neighbor.
Why havent you left yet?
I'm serious. What don't you get?
Your life isn't worth having,
When you go we will stop laughing.
Why did you wait so long,
No one wants you, please begone.
Thanks for leaving all of us,
The world is better now, nothing left to discuss.
Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Glacian, in the year 815 AF.
Why?
Written by: Phrenologist Jonesey Sar'vet-Corder, Advice Columnist
Date: Friday, November 22nd, 2019
Addressed to: Everyone
Why are you still alive?
You probably should just die.
There is no one who loves you,
those feelings are a lie.
Why? Why are you still here?
No one likes you, I'm being sincere.
Just go away already, im doing you a favor
Before you get destroyed, probably by a neighbor.
Why havent you left yet?
I'm serious. What don't you get?
Your life isn't worth having,
When you go we will stop laughing.
Why did you wait so long,
No one wants you, please begone.
Thanks for leaving all of us,
The world is better now, nothing left to discuss.
Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Glacian, in the year 815 AF.