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Food Chicks!
Written by: Dark Mistress Ambrosia Lexia, Kiss of Death
Date: Wednesday, February 21st, 2001
Addressed to: Discordian Codfishicist, Lemon Ni'Choya, the Philanthropist
Okay this is called The Food of The Gods...Cause they love to eat
Ambrosia and Lemon pies!
It was dinner time for the Gods
On the fire they stacked a few logs
They sat down to eat at a very big table
They used their feet instead of hands cause they were able
Out came the first course, the Gods licked their lips
What could it of been but a piece of Ambrosia's hips
They gobbled down the dinner, but gave a hungry sigh
So out came dessert, Oh no it was a Lemon pie!
Their eyes flashed with hungar, their tummy's growled loud
Around the banquet table had grown a great big crowd
They stuffed their faces with Lemon pie
But soon began to cry
Oh My, Oh Me what have we done they thought
We ate Lemon and Ambrosia, an answer was what they sought
They tasted so sweet, the best food they ever had
Even though it was the greatest, it still made them sad
So with one last thought, Sarapis said
If you dont bring back those girls, I will bonk you on the head
Full as the Gods were they obliged, and spit up the girls
Lemon and Ambrosia cheered, they danced on the table and twirled
Happy to not be dinner any longer, they gave the Gods big hugs
They said from now on, dont eat me, drink lotsa tequila from your mugs!
The End.... Even though the Gods get hungrier every day, so watch out
Lemon!! They may come back for you!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ambrosia
Penned by my hand on the 16th of Valnuary, in the year 270 AF.
Food Chicks!
Written by: Dark Mistress Ambrosia Lexia, Kiss of Death
Date: Wednesday, February 21st, 2001
Addressed to: Discordian Codfishicist, Lemon Ni'Choya, the Philanthropist
Okay this is called The Food of The Gods...Cause they love to eat
Ambrosia and Lemon pies!
It was dinner time for the Gods
On the fire they stacked a few logs
They sat down to eat at a very big table
They used their feet instead of hands cause they were able
Out came the first course, the Gods licked their lips
What could it of been but a piece of Ambrosia's hips
They gobbled down the dinner, but gave a hungry sigh
So out came dessert, Oh no it was a Lemon pie!
Their eyes flashed with hungar, their tummy's growled loud
Around the banquet table had grown a great big crowd
They stuffed their faces with Lemon pie
But soon began to cry
Oh My, Oh Me what have we done they thought
We ate Lemon and Ambrosia, an answer was what they sought
They tasted so sweet, the best food they ever had
Even though it was the greatest, it still made them sad
So with one last thought, Sarapis said
If you dont bring back those girls, I will bonk you on the head
Full as the Gods were they obliged, and spit up the girls
Lemon and Ambrosia cheered, they danced on the table and twirled
Happy to not be dinner any longer, they gave the Gods big hugs
They said from now on, dont eat me, drink lotsa tequila from your mugs!
The End.... Even though the Gods get hungrier every day, so watch out
Lemon!! They may come back for you!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ambrosia
Penned by my hand on the 16th of Valnuary, in the year 270 AF.