Though this land is confusing,
It can be quite amusing.
Full of mysteries,
And great histories.
From the land,
Though rather bland.
To the sky,
Full of those who can fly.
To the oceans,
Full of sailors.
And of you are stuck,
You'll always be in luck.
Here in Achaea!

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Valnuary, in the year 802 AF.