One sunny day whilst diving in Lake Vundamere

Valkyn Greywind heard the sound of footsteps drawing near

She quickly hid her smuggled stash of Cyrene rum

And urged her secret lover to conceal his? drum

She also hid her ?friend? the Grookish magi

Who?d been causing cataclysms and making her edgy

She spied her husband teasing a rajamala

She cried, ?You leave that puss, you need a collar!?

She howled, ?Last time it was Mhaldor?s Tyrannus!?

?Beware my love, I?ll spike your rum with camus!?


Penned by my hand on the 11th of Aeguary, in the year 796 AF.