I would hate for people to think that all of my poems come from a dark place. With that in mind I have seen fit to bestow upon you an ode to my love for kitty cats. Enjoy.

- Once Upon A Time
-- In A Land So Fair And Pretty
--- There Was A Knight
---- Named Sir Kitty
----- His Purr He Gave Without A Care
------ Long Stretches To Draw A Stare
------- Oh, But For Those Wretches
-------- In A Nearby Land
--------- Lies A Wicked Band
---------- Kitties Die
----------- Emotions Fly
------------ Sir Kitty's Devotion On The Line!
------------- Time To Face The Canine
-------------- But The Dogs Hope To Dine
------------- On Sir Kitty's Behind
------------ Donning His Kit
----------- Finished Taking A... *cough*
---------- He'll Be Back In A Bit
--------- Shouldering His Pack
-------- He's On The Attack
------- His Skills Are Max
------ His Ability Found Lax
----- The Dogs Take His Head
---- With An Axe
--- Such A Pity
-- That We Must End This Ditty
- With The Death Of One Sir Kitty

I really do have a soft spot for those furry numbskulls. In my belly.
--Balfriel Zul'rath


Penned by my hand on the 10th of Miraman, in the year 791 AF.