With discerning eyes, I step into
An area in which I never knew
and just one thing for me to do
Smash every single thing in the room

Everything in sight, from wood tables and chairs
to living things, like that random guy over there
Nothing is safe, I've not a single care
And you'll have to deal, 'cause life isn't fair

Finally satisfied, with all I can hold
Venture to the market to get it all sold
I'll tell you that in which I was once told
"Kill everything you see, it might drop gold."

-Reydan Ancyrion

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Mayan, in the year 785 AF.