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Poetry News Post #528

Lemon

Written by: Apprentice Druidess Elysium
Date: Thursday, February 8th, 2001
Addressed to: Discordian Codfishicist, Lemon Ni'Choya! Miss Congeniality


There once was a Lemon from here
Who thought she would go over there
She knew she should not
Then one day she got caught
And was chased back to here by a bear!

The bear caught up and took a big bite
Then his face twisted up in disgust and in fright
For Lemon is sour
The bear started to cower
So Lemon gobbled it up in delight!

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Valnuary, in the year 269 AF.


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Poetry News Post #528

Lemon

Written by: Apprentice Druidess Elysium
Date: Thursday, February 8th, 2001
Addressed to: Discordian Codfishicist, Lemon Ni'Choya! Miss Congeniality


There once was a Lemon from here
Who thought she would go over there
She knew she should not
Then one day she got caught
And was chased back to here by a bear!

The bear caught up and took a big bite
Then his face twisted up in disgust and in fright
For Lemon is sour
The bear started to cower
So Lemon gobbled it up in delight!

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Valnuary, in the year 269 AF.


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