Even Xorani share stories from times of old
To beware of ogres, giants and trolls
Whether to avoid a place or to prepare to pay a toll
But Kelder the Kind never fit that role

A massive man of truth and charm
One who would protect anyone from harm
His approach never merrits worry or alarm
And he always greets with a smile so warm

One cannot help but to let go of that sight
For he is willing tomprotect you through the night
For his soul always seems to be alight
Yet his eyes always seem ready for a fight...

Congratulations, Kelder
This is the song promised to you
I hope this puts a smile on your face
As you great the day anew

But do not let this inflate your heart
Or something else within the aether
For you will be pleased to know
That I am 'not looking for serious' either!

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Daedalan, in the year 751 AF.