don't hit me cooper
you're always such a pooper.
I'm a P.I., a pro snooper.
my dog is a drooper.
you're being quite the trooper.
it doesn't take me long to recouper (ate)
from an evening of drinking and staying up late.
I'll never find a mate
who I don't absolutely hate.
because of my high rate
for a lousy little date.
pphhhbbbbtttt.
snottygoo
tangent
done
no games!
H.F.C.R.
don't step on that hill of ants
or they'll get in your pants
and you'll do a little dance
until you fall into the comatose state of yogi trance
then I might spear you with a lance.
because I can't really fight because I have no skills, no, wait, I could SECRETS you to death! But my point is, I can only take cheap shots.
world hunger is bad!
hot dogs on friday are good!

--*--Kona--*--------><-------^v^~~~~~~~~~@----^---------iseemyshrinktodayohimsoexcited

Fnord clan, represent!
AHE, AHD, AHPD (poop deck, fo all y'all nubian goats who don't know!)

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Aeguary, in the year 268 AF.