I'm not good but I was curious!

If I tell you I'm in love with you
Would you believe me just like that?
Like a fury of all the epitomes
On top of a pink leather hat
There's a simple solution
To every problem we've ever known.
A solution so particularly easy
You'd doubt if I actually know.
But really, I'm in love with you.
Curious on why you couldn't see.
Aha, that must be the reason
Your eyes aren't looking at me.

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Ero, in the year 720 AF.