I heard bells ringing upon a midnight clear
I heard Gazban yelling "Bring me some carrots here!"
He had this mad idea you see
A sandman made not with snow
I knew he had gone crazy
Yet I helped him though

It was the Carrot of the Bells
It was the time for insanity to start
He had drunk too much rum
In the heat his mind did depart

All around we pushed
His sand towards the man
Though nothing was to be given
To us at his demand

Not a thank you nor
A beer or ale of cheer
Nothing he had in store
Not even a hot glass of beer

It was the Carrot of the Bells
It was the time for insanity to start
He had drunk too much rum
In the heat his mind did depart

Now a lesson we have learned
This season ever so true
Drinking with heat around
Is bad for you too!

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Glacian, in the year 701 AF.