Whilst searching about for a read
on the privy of Chateau Zahid,
I ran out of luck
(Peristalsis had struck),
But the tissue, I saw, had been thieved.

Now, adversity never lays low
A man with my talents in tow.
So I tasked your creation
With its proper vocation,
And soon I was clean down below.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Mayan, in the year 674 AF.