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Now that I am heathen, I eat cookies
Written by: Ambassador Orzaansyn Yuridja-Keyte, Priora of the Monastery
Date: Tuesday, April 1st, 2014
Addressed to: Everyone
Now that I am heathen
I remember my dreams
I have consciousness of time
And that life is very short
I am well in the streets
I am well in my head
And on my immaculate outfits
There is no more bloodstains
Now that I am heathen
I eat cookies
I do hunt
I do not linger
It's over all that wasted time
Idle at the Archway to Minia
I am more swift
I find myself pretty
It's over that black make up,
Gaunt pale skin and piercings
Now that I am heathen
I eat cookies
I can talk to people
Without wondering
Since I stopped blood rituals
I feel I am far less stupid
I am less sluggish
I am very positive
I have lots of conversations
It's over being alone in a dark place
Now that I am heathen
I eat cookies
I go fishing
And I'm more friendly
I stopped to spend my time
Without even reading a book
I feel free
Like a seagull
My eyes are no more glowing red
And I even wash my hair
Now that I am heathen
I eat cookies
Penned by my hand on the 15th of Miraman, in the year 651 AF.
Now that I am heathen, I eat cookies
Written by: Ambassador Orzaansyn Yuridja-Keyte, Priora of the Monastery
Date: Tuesday, April 1st, 2014
Addressed to: Everyone
Now that I am heathen
I remember my dreams
I have consciousness of time
And that life is very short
I am well in the streets
I am well in my head
And on my immaculate outfits
There is no more bloodstains
Now that I am heathen
I eat cookies
I do hunt
I do not linger
It's over all that wasted time
Idle at the Archway to Minia
I am more swift
I find myself pretty
It's over that black make up,
Gaunt pale skin and piercings
Now that I am heathen
I eat cookies
I can talk to people
Without wondering
Since I stopped blood rituals
I feel I am far less stupid
I am less sluggish
I am very positive
I have lots of conversations
It's over being alone in a dark place
Now that I am heathen
I eat cookies
I go fishing
And I'm more friendly
I stopped to spend my time
Without even reading a book
I feel free
Like a seagull
My eyes are no more glowing red
And I even wash my hair
Now that I am heathen
I eat cookies
Penned by my hand on the 15th of Miraman, in the year 651 AF.