Written by: Saucy Scarlattan Harley Ashaela, Capricious Coquette
Date: Wednesday, January 8th, 2014
Addressed to: The City of Targossas
Belts! Belts! Call the seamstress, ready stitches!
This city's gotten far to big for its britches.
On second thought, let them roam with trou at ankle,
The only moon they're worthy of appears when they bend over!
Penned by my hand on the 11th of Phaestian, in the year 644 AF.
Written by: Saucy Scarlattan Harley Ashaela, Capricious Coquette
Date: Wednesday, January 8th, 2014
Addressed to: The City of Targossas
Belts! Belts! Call the seamstress, ready stitches!
This city's gotten far to big for its britches.
On second thought, let them roam with trou at ankle,
The only moon they're worthy of appears when they bend over!
Penned by my hand on the 11th of Phaestian, in the year 644 AF.
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