Veggies are for squares,
I love delicious meat,
thick, red and juicy,
that is quite a treat.

You sweep out my cupboard,
my back is way too sore,
and while you are at it,
take care of my floor.

Please oh don't you poke me,
my skin's easy to bruise,
I avoid all fights thrown at me,
I'd rather take a snooze.

The dress cost a fortune,
makes you look like a squid,
as the old saying goes
"right back atcha kid"

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Daedalan, in the year 607 AF.