"Oh Lord Matsuhama,"
a man said in prayer
"I'm really hungry,
I know you are there."
"I kneel before thee,
I get off of my feet,
please oh dear Lord,
I need something to eat."

The Lord rolled His eyes,
as He started to speak
"I'm telling you guys,
it's the third time this week!"
He looked at Lady Keresis
who broke from Her trance
"You think that is bad,
one guy keeps asking for pants!"

Lord Thoth laughed,
as he looked at His kin,
"I've had dumb request,
I don't know where to begin!"
Lady Pandora piped in,
Lord Scarlatti strumed His Lyre
"One guy wouldn't stay quiet,
so I set him on fire."

Lord Babel shrugged his shoulders
"Who knew we would attract fools.
Maybe for future,
we should lay down some rules."
Lady Ourania nodded Her head
and spoke with a boon
"If a man asks if I'm single,
he's launched to the moon."

Lord Vastar looked behind Himself,
and let out a groan,
"I hate to inform you,
but we're not alone."
With a wave of His hand,
Lord Scarlatti did peer.
"Hello Mystara,
what brings you here?"

"I swear I'm innocent,
I didn't get sauced,
I'm just on my travels,
and once again lost.
The last thing I'd do
is sneak in Divine land,
you all are so powerful,
can smite me where I stand."

Lord Scarlatti chuckled.
"You are a strange one I say,
first you paint me eating a muffin,
then you run far away."
"I thought this was Ashtan"
"You're five cities too north."
"Ehh close enough, I shall venture forth."

Lady Tarah looked at Lord Lupus,
and said in Her voice
"So this is why we amuse them,
and why it's our choice.
Although prayers can be silly,
like asking for snack,
I must say these mortals,
amuse us right back!"




Penned by my hand on the 11th of Sarapin, in the year 604 AF.