Achaean News
The Homicidal Fluffy Bunny Ate Sapience
Written by: Tyro Mystara
Date: Thursday, July 19th, 2012
Addressed to: Everyone
It tore through Hashan,
left Mhaldor in ruins,
destroyed Ashtan in a blink,
turned Cyrene to Dunes.
It destroyed Thera with ease,
ate Seasone's hut,
ripped Certimine's hair,
and climbed up Severian's leg.
It burnt down eleusis,
and poor caer witrin,
It killed innocent faeries
with a sinister grin.
All atavians got eaten,
and so did the grook,
the mhun ran away,
xoran it did spook.
So if you see a cute bunny,
with blood on its mouth,
head for the hills,
and keep running south.
Do not even pet it,
even if cute and gray,
for that bunny will eat,
all Sapience one day.
HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Lupar, in the year 601 AF.
The Homicidal Fluffy Bunny Ate Sapience
Written by: Tyro Mystara
Date: Thursday, July 19th, 2012
Addressed to: Everyone
It tore through Hashan,
left Mhaldor in ruins,
destroyed Ashtan in a blink,
turned Cyrene to Dunes.
It destroyed Thera with ease,
ate Seasone's hut,
ripped Certimine's hair,
and climbed up Severian's leg.
It burnt down eleusis,
and poor caer witrin,
It killed innocent faeries
with a sinister grin.
All atavians got eaten,
and so did the grook,
the mhun ran away,
xoran it did spook.
So if you see a cute bunny,
with blood on its mouth,
head for the hills,
and keep running south.
Do not even pet it,
even if cute and gray,
for that bunny will eat,
all Sapience one day.
HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Lupar, in the year 601 AF.