I entered his office and I caught Moronica snoggin'
The tight lips of Greyface, she was snoggin' on his noggin!
Well at first to my suprise, I took a long look at those guys
Then with a grossed-out "yuck!" I dreamed of my tobbogan

Yes it is true that I would normally have blushed
At any secretary hottie, all bothered and flushed
but because of some kissin' you don't give up a mission!
Yeah she's cute, but with Greyface? I'm crushed!

So again I got bored by her ever-lovin' gaze
As she ogled the Greyface, I got lost in a haze
I saw myself sledding, a yeti-costume wearing
In a fireworks and rainbow-making craze!

Down from Caer Witrin, all the way to Cyrene
I know they'll love this costume, they'll all say, "gosh, you're keen!"
But I ran into a desert, and woke up from my dream
Now I'm deep inside a pyramid, and the Greyface there, he's mean!

So my mission I remembered, I hadn't forgot
"Down with the Greyface!" I'd give it another shot!
I conjured up a marigold and a giant coloured rose
The colours filled his office then I bopped him on the nose!

The Chief Existential Officer was stunned by my silly attack
He called out to Moronica 'cuz I never hit a girl back
I looked over at her, distracted. She has really got such a nice rack!
And the next think I know he's carved me up and I pray, "Hey Maya, I'm
back!"



Penned by my hand on the 24th of Glacian, in the year 576 AF.