As I look so far at what I have done and plan to do
I start to wonder just who I am, I say who?
Could I be that I deceive myself
Or that I know too well what I am
It all confuses me in the end
Then I have to stop thinking because it's time to defend
Who I am, who I think I am, who I know I am, who I think I know I am.
Then the fight starts and I got a load of spam
As I visit Lord Sarapis, the Great Logos, I have time to think
That maybe if I don't find out soon I may go over the brink
Sometimes though I just say screw it
I'd rather get high and have a drink
But the expense of these are quite high
So I have nothing else to do but think
Who am I?

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Miraman, in the year 256 AF.