OK everyone this might not be very good because it just came out of nowhere so here it goes


I met a man
Who hit me with a frying pan
I told him not to
But he said he's got to
I asked him why
then he hit me in the middle of my eye
I screamed in pain
And he looked at me quite vain
I wondered who he was
Then I realized he was the Wizard of Oz

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Daedalan, in the year 256 AF.