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A dedication to giggles
Written by: "Just Kidding, of Course" Glade Ceadanach, L'il Forest Tree
Date: Tuesday, April 25th, 2000
Addressed to: The Discordian Philosopher, Lemon Ni'Choya, Catcher of Dreams
One fine morn
I was torn
When I heard a giggle...how pathetic
But I was sympathetic
I said "Listen here, this is how its done!"
I could feel the giggle building inside...
I tensed my face, as it ready to be pied...
Then I put my hand on my hips...
And did two Infinity and beyond spring board tripple Octoginal backflips
with my tounge of course
Then, with such force...
I was glad I had preped my mouth with juice from a prickley pair..
I did a quarter lemon twsited pie flip-flip-fliparoo side spining 360 degree in mid-air
I was almost done, and I knew this part was the best...
With Bananas in my ears, carrots on my eyes, shaving cream on my teeth, and knives across my chest
I giggled
And thus ends my giggle Dedication to Lemon
Yours Truly, Dr. Gladeuss
Penned by my hand on the 15th of Phaestian, in the year 246 AF.
A dedication to giggles
Written by: "Just Kidding, of Course" Glade Ceadanach, L'il Forest Tree
Date: Tuesday, April 25th, 2000
Addressed to: The Discordian Philosopher, Lemon Ni'Choya, Catcher of Dreams
One fine morn
I was torn
When I heard a giggle...how pathetic
But I was sympathetic
I said "Listen here, this is how its done!"
I could feel the giggle building inside...
I tensed my face, as it ready to be pied...
Then I put my hand on my hips...
And did two Infinity and beyond spring board tripple Octoginal backflips
with my tounge of course
Then, with such force...
I was glad I had preped my mouth with juice from a prickley pair..
I did a quarter lemon twsited pie flip-flip-fliparoo side spining 360 degree in mid-air
I was almost done, and I knew this part was the best...
With Bananas in my ears, carrots on my eyes, shaving cream on my teeth, and knives across my chest
I giggled
And thus ends my giggle Dedication to Lemon
Yours Truly, Dr. Gladeuss
Penned by my hand on the 15th of Phaestian, in the year 246 AF.