Happy comes and happy goes,
Bob doesn't like to get hit on tha nose!
Hide your wine, hide you weed,
Bob has a little special need!

Fred'll come and bite your leg,
He likes to eat drumsticks he said!
Fred'll come and nibble your toes,
He'll also bop Bob on tha nose!

Anger here and Anger there
Bob can gobble a whole chair!
Hungry yes, Thirsty, too,
If yer not careful he'll sneeze on you!

Fred's a crazy kinda guy,
He hangs out with Bob and gets high!
Bob is a bad in-fluence,
He walks in with cadence!

Watch out Fred! Don't drink up that!
That yellowish liquid in the hat!
Bob'll nip your behind,
if you look at his pork rinds!

<----====Malak (Your so cute, Bob and Fred!)====---->

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Lupar, in the year 246 AF.