'Tis been a while readers...well...those of you who survived the
first 3 installments of Dr. Gladeuss...those of you who didn't doule
over in pain clutching your eyes. Annnyway, moving right along...it's
been a while since I've written, but I think the wait will be well
worth it to those of you still alive and well to read this. Those
of you who aren't...it must stink to be you. Without furthur Ado, I
give you "One Zombie Two Zombie", by Dr. Gladeuss

Oh Me! OH My!
Oh Me! OH My!
Lookit the Drool! There must be zombies nearby!
Lets see if we can count 'em all before we die!

One Zombie!
Two Zombie!
Dead Zombie!
New Zombie!

Undead Zombie!
Unfed Zombie!
Ted Zombie!
Fred Zombie!

Yes some are Dead And some are New,
Some are unfed, And _all_ are undead!

Say! What a lot
Of zombies there are!

Some are rich,
Some are poor.
Some are sad,
And Some are Glad.
But _all_ are very very very very very very bad!

Why are they sad, Glad and bag? Rich or Poor?
I do not know.
Go ask Zsarachnor

Say! What a lot
Of zombies there are!

Some are thin,
Some are fat,
One of them is wearing a Dr. Gladeuss Hat!

From Fortress to graveyard!
From Graveyard to Fortress!
The Rotting ones, are by far the worstess!

Say! What a lot
Of zombies there are!

Some are short,
Some are tall,
Some are so stupid they'll walk into a wall!
But notta one is like another,
Don't ask me why,
Ask The Earth Mother!

Sometimes with fear, they make you run,
You'll rush around all of azdun
But no matter what...
They'll beat you down, wether troll, Grook or Mhun (Just for fun!)

Say!
Lookit their fingers!
One two three...
How many mutilated discusting fingers do I see?
One two three four!
Gross! THe last one fell off when I slammed it in a door!

This one has...
Empty Eye Sockets,
This one Carries,
Brains in his pockets...

Say! What a lot
Of zombies there are!

Alas! There _IS_ no way to count them all!
For if I stay here much longer, It'll be my downfall!
But remember what I say to you all...
Zombie Infestation? 24/7, I'm always on call!

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Scarlatan, in the year 246 AF.