I didn't write this. But I like it anyway. I don't know who wrote it. Whoever did had some issues I think, but nonetheless, its interesting.

When dead elephants die
They don't just lay there rotting
Waiting for poachers to hack
Off their tusks and feet.
God gives them wings and takes
Them up to the sky where they soar
Happily at high altitude around the planet
Here, way above the earth, free of the
Constraints imposed by their enormous bulk,
They feed on pre-packaged airline food
Are responsible for UFO sightings, and every
Once in awhile when they join to mate
They fly in formation,
Causing a
Partial
Eclipse
Of
The
Sun...

Maybe someday I'll be good enough to write stuff like that. 😛
Lemon

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Aeguary, in the year 246 AF.