awwww...*sniff, sniff*...I love it...*sobs*...You've *sniff* made a *blows nose* made a young man...*crys* cry...
wahhhhhh...*sniff, sniff*...You all have a gift...*sniff*...keep up the good work...*sobs*...
<*leaves the stage drenched with tears*>

Duran LiatZhu

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Phaestian, in the year 245 AF.