icky icky at home.
morfin marfin all alone
into the basket,
jump jump gargle
ouch!
that hurt!
don't be a snargle.
booty call
6 in the morn'
and the party's still jumpin'
cuz Sarapis aint home.
chopped up in pieces,
the size of little meeces.
don't get leeches
in your eyes.
because that would hurt really bad.

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Chronos, in the year 244 AF.