Since I seem to be the only foo... I mean person, who hasn't wrote some poetry or other, I'll start now. I call this: Well, What do you expect from a Fool?
I'm a little nutcase
I weigh but an ounce
Here is my finger, here is my lounce
When I get excited I shout 'POUNCE!'
Turn me over watch me bounce!

Don't ask me what a lounce is, I just needed a word to rhyme with ounce, pounce and bounce.

So I'm an idiot, so what? My defence is that I'm a nutcase.

You don't like it, then take it up with Bob here *points at the air beside him*

Cetus Rhazine
Resident Nutcase of My Own Mind!

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Chronos, in the year 244 AF.