I'm a priest, that's plain to see
A priest is what I have always wanted to be
I'd be Occultist or maybe a snake
If it weren't for the fact that my mother's heart made an Occultist's steak

Not that snakes are bad in the least
But I had trouble rhyming a food with Occulteest
Now I've lowered to changing pronunciation
Please do not let this reflect on my station

For a priest is what I am
And only do what a humble priest can
So I'll let you go with this one word to heed
STAMPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As you can tell, I'm quite insane
Read previous posts to learn how I left my brain
Anyways, watch out for the roving packs of wild humgii
And I, a lowly priest, will to the Gods for thee

The Insane One

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Scarlatan, in the year 244 AF.