This was inspired by a visit to Eris' pyramid, which was incredibly enlightening. Not hell at all, but poetry is melodrama, right? hehehe.

I was walking down a fruitacious road
When I saw a hotel next to me
I figured I could use a rest
So I decided to stop and see

Upon my entrance I did meet
A woman named Julie
She told me to stay as long as I want
For all the rooms are free

I took her up on the offer
And stayed for quite awhile
The toads were quite hospitable
And the cheshire cats always wore a smile

I also met a stressed out man
And his stressed out wife
But I laughed in their faces
And told them to get a life

Finally I decided to leave
But no matter how much I ran about
There appeared to be no exits
And I couldn't get out

The toads began to haunt me
Julie laughed and grinned with glee
I ran around in a state of panic
But it was impossible to flee

So if you ever visit the Hotel Confusia
Be warned, it can be hell
But even so, it's incredibly fun
I hope your trip is really swell

Swell, what a lame word. I can't believe I used it. I'm ashamed of myself. Oooh, and if anyone comes across the toilet in the pyramid, be sure to flush it please, it can get kind of smelly in there if you don't.

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Penned by my hand on the 7th of Aeguary, in the year 244 AF.