As an almost insignificant footnote in the annals of Achaea, Eris, the
Goddess of Chaos, floated out over Sapience today, seemingly enjoying a
casual outing. As She floated over the Black Forest to chat with
Melpomene, Her favorite nature spirit, the Goddess of Chaos sneezed,
spraying iridescent spittle over the entire forest. After immediately
apologizing to Melpomene, who assured Eris that all was well, Melpomene
asked after the health of the Goddess. Eris reported She never felt
better.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Glacian, in the year 313 AF.