Well, someone's gone and done it... somehow some of the smarter
creatures in the land learned how to use doors. No more hiding from
Zsarachnor behind that plank of pine I'm afraid. Also, for your joke
practicing needs, try giving a door a KNOCK or two. KNOCK DOOR
<direction>.

Aeyr

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Lupar, in the year 294 AF.