It's April, the month of slightly weird things! And that means our Discord contest this month is about being a little weird, too.

To participate, pull out your best art (or MS Paint, we're not judging on artistic merit here) skills, combine them with a nice dose of creative writing, and make ONLINE PROFILES for any of Achaea's Gods as if they lived in the ordinary, modern world, deprived of their Godhood.

It could be a dating site profile for Sartan, now just a regular jock, or it could be Pandora's social media profile dedicated to K-pop rivalries. You could even have a career site profile for Prospero or whatever your little heart desires.

For format, we want a drawing of the modern Divine in whatever setting you choose and with as much artistic ability as you like. If you fall a bit short of being the next Manet, don't worry! Even a little stick figure with a labelled backwards baseball cap is fine. In either the image itself or as part of your Discord post, include all the relevant text that would go on a profile like this. Both halves of your submission should go in the #contests channel in our official Discord server. We'll be judging you on creativity and how well you portray the alternate version of your chosen Divine, not your artistic skills!

First place will win 500 bound credits, 2nd 350, and 3rd 150.

If you're not yet in our Discord server, check out HELP DISCORD for details!

Penned by My hand on the 1st of Glacian, in the year 913 AF.