There is a nasty virus going around that has hit Europe and Asia pretty
hard in the last 24 hours. If you get a mail with a title along the lines
of 'I love you.' _delete_ it. It only affects Windows users I believe, and it uses Outlook's address book to forward copies of itself to everyone, and then apparently wipes your computer (or at least messes it up badly.)

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Scarlatan, in the year 247 AF.