Well, I have today been dealt yet another insult. After having been
assured that we could be processing credit cards again within 48 hours
(that was after having been told we could process them again right away), I am now being told that it will be 7-10 business days before we can.
This effectively translates to up to 2 weeks of real time. I am, of course, absolutely furious, and I would be happy to put these idiots on the rack and get medieval, but that won't hurry things up sadly (I'd probably just be arrested. Damn laws.)

The long and short of it is that you will, for now, be better off either mailing me a cheque/money order (to the address in HELP CREDITS), or buying crdits via US personal cheque on the website.

I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience I know this causes. Take comfort in the fact that I am more pissed off than you are. This is, after all, my livelihood.

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Sarapin, in the year 229 AF.