I'm trying to track down the extremely annoying bug that won't allow
some of your news summaries to update in terms of the last read
article. In order to assist in this, I've had to reset everyone's
news summaries to 0 (in doing so, everyone should start out having
no updating problems). If you begin to have an updating problem, PLEASE
message me ASAP, and include anything unusual that you think may have
caused it. Thanks!

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