Back on the 30th and 31st of May, our credit card processor was having
some problems, and people who tried to purchase were getting messages
like "system busy" or "No data in form". It now seems that the complete
morons at our credit processing service (one of the largest in the world),
actually put through those transactions, despite the fact that neither
you nor I got receipts for them, etc. I was just alerted to this fact
by one of our customers inquiring why 7 transactions appeared on his
credit card bill.

So, any of you that purchased on the 30th or 31st of May, and who
seem to have more charges on your credit card bills than you should,
PLEASE, speak to me ASAP, so I can get everything squared away. Thanks!

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Ero, in the year 221 AF.