As most accomplished Achaeans will tell you, almost anything
MIGHT respond to a PUSH, a TOUCH, a PULL, or maybe a TURN,
in addition to whatever else you might normally do with things.

Today we've added several new possible behaviours of things in
Achaea in order to spice things up. As of now, it's possible
that you might get results when you LIGHT, RING, or SHAKE
almost anything.

In accordance with the annoying ways of modern English, let
me hasten to point out that just because you MIGHT get results
doesn't mean you WILL. You might get nothing at all.

The little change: some people will want to go along shaking
their heads at inanimate objects and denizens, rather than
trying to shake them up. For this, I have allowed for the
new approach of HEADSHAKE.

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Glacian, in the year 455 AF.