You will now find SUICIDE MICE at the weapons store in Delos. Yes,
Merentesh has done it again. He has seen and mastered the latest
trend in weaponry: mobile explosives. He has bred only the smartest
mice, and employed the most capable trainers, to turn these mice
into ruthless killers. Once you have bought said mouse, simply
drop it on the ground, and then ORDER MOUSE KILL <whomever>. If you
are close enough to your target, the mouse will bravely dash off
to its doom. Oh, we do mourn for you Sir Mousy. We hardly knew ye.
Sniffle. Anyhow, the mouse will go off and blow himself up to get
at your enemy, sacrificing his very life for your petty cause. I
hope you're happy. I bet he had a mother.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Mayan, in the year 209 AF.