I have initiated a small contest today. It's my own little private
contest. I invited all who wished to come visit me to hear of it.

Now, these fifty or so adventurers know all about it.

If you want to know about it, find somebody who does, and ask
that person all of your questions. If you have to ask me, well,
then they aren't helping very much are they?

If you decide to submit an entry in the contest, via means
that this person should be able to tell you, then you MUST
mention that person in all of your entries.

NOTE: it will be of great benefit TO YOU and to the person
who you name, if you do indeed name someone who helped explain
to you how to submit entries in this contest.

Let's just have fun with it, shall we?

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Miraman, in the year 422 AF.