As most of you are doubtlessly aware, a 7.6-magnitude earthquake has
recently caused much devastation in Pakistan. We are holding a 20%
credit bonus on all credits purchased through the next 7 days, and 10%
of the proceeds will be donated towards Red Cross's fund to aid the
earthquake relief efforts. Enjoy the bonus!

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Scarlatan, in the year 404 AF.