The news will be kind of weird until tomorrow. You'll find missing
articles and such but please don't bug it or whatnot. It's a function of
the fact that the 'total news articles' count is held in a different
place from the news articles themselves. The 'total news articles' count
for each section is what it was on March 5th, but the news articles
themselves are from feb 12th + the Anarchaea period. Again, this will be
sorted out tomorrow. Thanks!

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Miraman, in the year 358 AF.