Once again, we apologize for the downtime. Our ISP is having serious
power-related problems apparently, and keep blowing out their industrial
fuses. They're taking all non-essential services offline (ours are, of
course, considered essential, probably due to the numerous threats of
bodily harm I made) in order to keep cool customers like us up and
going.

Believe me guys, nobody is more annoyed about this combined with the
Achaea crashes than I am. My walls better watch out or they may be the
next victims of my frustration as I put my fists through them.

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Chronos, in the year 316 AF.