ZERO NEWS #2

I'll have you know that I kill Paradise Birds on sight. I hate the teaming bastards. Today Kyrienne walked by me, and I chased her down and barbequed her paradise bird before laughing evily and hightailing it back to Ashtan to hide in Sartan's temple.

Then Kyrienne tried to immolate it apparently but it was too far gone, and I was later attacked by a flock of them in Sartan's temple.

You see, Paradise Birds don't "Team". They "Flock".

Anyway, I killed them all in there (with Andelas' help I must admit) but then the one with the lazy eye got delivered.

Here me lazy-eyed paradise bird- I shall hunt you. I will kill you every time I see you and then... I'll cook you over a slow fire and probably marinate a bit.

If anyone knows some good recipes feel free to message me.

Utterly Satiated,
Zero

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Ero, in the year 264 AF.