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Public News Post #22003

Of Art, Imps, and Bibliomancy

Written by: Holocaust King Aegoth Aristata, Curator of Truth
Date: Tuesday, October 15th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone


To the Imps that have absconded with and mutilated such profound publications of prestidigitation, and worked fel incantations of Iniquity upon His soil, I write on behalf of the glorious Bulwark of the West - Champions of He who is the rightful Ruler and Lord of ALL Creation, a birthright gifted unto Him by the Logos Himself, the city of Mhaldor.

It is He whom you serve, borne of the deepest pits of the Inferno, for all imps bend the knee to the God-Emperor. And it is in light of this that we extend a welcoming hand to cooperate in your machinations, malevolent and vile as they may be. You further His goals to strengthen the world by bringing agony, pain, and turmoil upon the insufferably puerile and coprophagus aeolists which riddle the roads of Sapience, whose intelligence can only barely match their gross ageustia. Surely these opprobrious artists seek to waste such relics upon boorish conjurations that would cause a lowly aleuromancer laugh. In spite of their grandiloquent amphigories spoken in halting, balbutiating drivel, we find it dubious that their flabuginous plea for aid would benefit the Master, and so the Tyrannus has commanded we intervene on behalf of you imps.

We encourage, nay, demand with the full weight of His Immaculate Authority, that you bring yourselves to Mhaldor in order to speak with His Tyrannus and ruling council so we may discuss ways in which to collude. Know this - we are in concord when we say we will not see the heathens reclaim the lost pages and disrupt the workings of your ilk. For such powerful spellcraft to fall into the hands of delinquent buffons who will deturpate such gifts is to betray Creation itself. There is only ONE use for such powers, and that is to force ALL to bend the knee to the God-Emperor, Lord Sartan.

In service to HIM,

Aegoth Aristata
The Holocaust King
The Hand of Iniquity Emeritus
Wielder of the Flames of Dissolution
The Grand Magus Conflagrant

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Phaestian, in the year 958 AF.


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Public News Post #22003

Of Art, Imps, and Bibliomancy

Written by: Holocaust King Aegoth Aristata, Curator of Truth
Date: Tuesday, October 15th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone


To the Imps that have absconded with and mutilated such profound publications of prestidigitation, and worked fel incantations of Iniquity upon His soil, I write on behalf of the glorious Bulwark of the West - Champions of He who is the rightful Ruler and Lord of ALL Creation, a birthright gifted unto Him by the Logos Himself, the city of Mhaldor.

It is He whom you serve, borne of the deepest pits of the Inferno, for all imps bend the knee to the God-Emperor. And it is in light of this that we extend a welcoming hand to cooperate in your machinations, malevolent and vile as they may be. You further His goals to strengthen the world by bringing agony, pain, and turmoil upon the insufferably puerile and coprophagus aeolists which riddle the roads of Sapience, whose intelligence can only barely match their gross ageustia. Surely these opprobrious artists seek to waste such relics upon boorish conjurations that would cause a lowly aleuromancer laugh. In spite of their grandiloquent amphigories spoken in halting, balbutiating drivel, we find it dubious that their flabuginous plea for aid would benefit the Master, and so the Tyrannus has commanded we intervene on behalf of you imps.

We encourage, nay, demand with the full weight of His Immaculate Authority, that you bring yourselves to Mhaldor in order to speak with His Tyrannus and ruling council so we may discuss ways in which to collude. Know this - we are in concord when we say we will not see the heathens reclaim the lost pages and disrupt the workings of your ilk. For such powerful spellcraft to fall into the hands of delinquent buffons who will deturpate such gifts is to betray Creation itself. There is only ONE use for such powers, and that is to force ALL to bend the knee to the God-Emperor, Lord Sartan.

In service to HIM,

Aegoth Aristata
The Holocaust King
The Hand of Iniquity Emeritus
Wielder of the Flames of Dissolution
The Grand Magus Conflagrant

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Phaestian, in the year 958 AF.


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