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Public News Post #21984

One for the Turdmancers

Written by: Augtavian Lockwood
Date: Wednesday, September 25th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone


Logos Blessings,

Oh Elyon! Look who decided to crawl out from under the divine couch cushions to drop me a line! You've been asleep so long that I just assumed you were waiting for the next Black Wave! Nice to see you're awake again. Must have been one good nap! I just hope you stay awake for more than five minutes this time!

Now, a quick note for you, wordsmith. Don't reach for a thesaurus when what you really need is a dictionary. "Vapid" doesn't mean intellectually stimulating, buddy. It means blander than a tofu sandwich at a silent retreat. Kind of like your post, about as filling as a jarbo burger, not a lot of meat there pal. But hey! I did enjoy the fart joke. You're never too old for a good fart joke.

Speaking of jokes! You opened with how you barely wake up these days and then closed with a line about me fading into obscurity. I mean that's some grade A projection right there buddy. The doctors in Creville would have had a field day with you! It's like saying I'm exhausted and yawning in someone's face.

I held a public debate not too long ago. Since you like to argue so much maybe you can pop by sometime. You might even pick up a thing or two about not writing vapid posts!

Anyways, until your next epiphany, keep those fart jokes coming!

Draqoom - public post 21354. And yet, here you are. We are all capable of lying. We are also capable of redemption, and I hope you have found yours. I'm tired too.


Crowned Prince of Nimrods and Bastards,
Augtavian "I'm just making this up as I go along" Lockwood.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Daedalan, in the year 957 AF.


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Public News Post #21984

One for the Turdmancers

Written by: Augtavian Lockwood
Date: Wednesday, September 25th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone


Logos Blessings,

Oh Elyon! Look who decided to crawl out from under the divine couch cushions to drop me a line! You've been asleep so long that I just assumed you were waiting for the next Black Wave! Nice to see you're awake again. Must have been one good nap! I just hope you stay awake for more than five minutes this time!

Now, a quick note for you, wordsmith. Don't reach for a thesaurus when what you really need is a dictionary. "Vapid" doesn't mean intellectually stimulating, buddy. It means blander than a tofu sandwich at a silent retreat. Kind of like your post, about as filling as a jarbo burger, not a lot of meat there pal. But hey! I did enjoy the fart joke. You're never too old for a good fart joke.

Speaking of jokes! You opened with how you barely wake up these days and then closed with a line about me fading into obscurity. I mean that's some grade A projection right there buddy. The doctors in Creville would have had a field day with you! It's like saying I'm exhausted and yawning in someone's face.

I held a public debate not too long ago. Since you like to argue so much maybe you can pop by sometime. You might even pick up a thing or two about not writing vapid posts!

Anyways, until your next epiphany, keep those fart jokes coming!

Draqoom - public post 21354. And yet, here you are. We are all capable of lying. We are also capable of redemption, and I hope you have found yours. I'm tired too.


Crowned Prince of Nimrods and Bastards,
Augtavian "I'm just making this up as I go along" Lockwood.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Daedalan, in the year 957 AF.


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